A list of my dream jobs:

1. A poltergeist
   1. Being loud when people are trying to sleep and being creepy are my specialty.
2. A banshee
   1. I’m very good at screaming.
3. A horror movie sound effect
   1. I can also screech and make a creaky door noise.
4. A potato goblin
   1. Living under a bridge and eating stolen potatoes sounds fun.
5. A sound artist
   1. I’ve been told this is called a composer.
6. Join the Ghost Adventures TV show
   1. Hunting ghosts is my idea of a good time, plus I have the introduction to the show memorized.

By: Line Kuzniar, student writer